May 2012
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I never understood why the insult "limp dick", is...
presidentjesus:
Is there one weird mother fucker just walking around with a hard dick that thinks it is funny when people don’t have full on boners? Is there something wrong with my limp dick? Why do I always get boners in school? Why is Michael Bay making a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie? He’s just going to fuck it up. Fuck you Michael Bay.
everets:
Anyone could be Tony Hawk and you wouldn’t know
joshishollywood:
I don’t have any issue with people who ship Steve and Tony in The Avengers do whatever you want with them but my question is do you guys do that with all buddy cop films because that’s basically what their dynamic was
joshishollywood:
Sometimes I just sit and think about how everyone inside Axl Rose’s support system has let him believe that that actually sounds good. I just sit and think about that. It’s so egregiously irresponsible. I just can’t stop thinking about it. They probably smile when he does it. Like, a “gosh, you’re so talented Axxie” kind of smile. I think about this a lot. I wonder how often...
everets:
The Coalition of Black People with Really Black-Sounding Names
cashcrab:
The International Union Of Males Who Say “Boobs :P” In The Comments Of Girls’ Facebook Pictures That Show Cleavage announced at a press conference today that you will never win this poke war.